If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle

My grandma had this sign over the toilet in my grandpa’s bathroom. It read “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie”. For us ladies this is common sense considering we sit to pee. However for the men in my life this is a task that seems inevitably and absolutely impossible. Every time I walk into the bathroom and the seat is sprinkled with pee I am baffled by the fact that an organ that resembles a hose can have such awful aim. The toilet bowl, also known as the target is relatively larger than the hose in which they are aiming with. How is it then that said target can not be hit?

And why is the seat not up? Leaving the seat up in itself is grounds for WWIII but peeing on the seat where a ladies rear end is to sit is unspeakable, unimaginable, unthinkable and yet it happens in my house all the time. It is here that we are lead into the second part of my grandmother’s sign “be a sweetie and wipe the seatie”. We all make mistakes but seriously……. WIPE the stinking seat!!!! It is not my fault or any other ladies that you can’t aim. Nor is it my responsibility, wifely/motherly duty or a joy to clean up after you with my butt.

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